Church’s defense? She submitted a five-page handwritten letter to the league, concluding with: "The rules don’t forbid happiness. I was having fun. Verify that."

Findings

Bradley shrugged, his eyes wet. “Because the duck was watching. And because my wife used to play this game with me. She died two years ago. She always said I took it too seriously.”

"Tony," she said, grabbing her rods. "Do you believe in the fundamental unpredictability of chaotic systems?"